I'm not sure who originally said 'Anything worth doing, is worth doing with wine' If I knew I'd shake that person's hand because truer words have never been uttered. Looking back on my life, every high-point would have been higher with a glass of Merlot in my hand, every low point - a little less low.
I think what I'm saying is hydration is important, and grapes are fruit, so what the heck are you waiting for?, this shirt comes in three DARK colors which should effectively mask any wine you might spill on them. This design is packed with hidden and not so hidden elements all of which MIGHT make sense after an adult beverage or three. Cheers!